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    January 03

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    我对你说让我们的友谊天长地久。
    神说不行,你们最多做朋友七天。
    我说好,星期一到七。
    神说不行,只能四天。
    我说春天夏天秋天冬天。
    神说不行只能三天。
    我说昨天今天明天。
    神说不行二天。
    我说白天和黑天。
    神说不行只一天。
    我说好,神茫然,可问哪一天。
    我说我活着的每一天!
    神哭了,我笑了。
    这是清华BBS上的一则笑话接龙,大家记着往下接哦!!(爆笑) 
    1.一女生写道:一日黄昏漫步,见一男生装酷,呕吐,呕吐,只想低头撞树。
    2. 一男生跟贴:一日自习深处,见一女生撞树, 呕吐,呕吐,恐龙也敢摆酷。
    3. 清华一学生跟贴:今日黄昏奇遇,见有两人呕吐。装酷,装酷,一不留神撞树。 
    4.第四人跟贴:一日闲庭信步,忽见三人呕吐, 何故,何故?只为都在水木。 
    5.第五人跟贴:无事闲逛水木,惊闻四人撞树, 愤怒,愤怒,罚你四人植树。
    6.第六人跟贴:那日四人植树。还有一人监督,残酷,残酷,惨状不堪入目! 
    7.一北大学生写下观后感:
    闲来网上信步,忽闻有人呕吐。捧腹,捧腹,水木学子撞树!撞树还要植树,破坏惩罚往复,糊涂,糊涂,何不北大修路?
    8.前日转贴此处,竟然没人跟住,感触,感触,请您稍稍留步。
    9.留步环顾四处,大家都在呕吐,吃醋,吃醋,我怎么就不吐?
    10.一不小心留步,发现流行撞树:...搬走!搬走!楼前那棵大树
    11.小海兄弟想吐,却又不知何故,愤怒,愤怒,怎么如此对待孕妇!
    12.我刚来这几天,看到此情此景,吓住!吓住!孕妇不要再吐!
    13.人家孕妇要吐,你们不要打住,继续,继续,最好扶着旁边小树!!!
    14.既然大家都吐,想是潮流缘故,跟住,跟住,绝对不能落伍!
    15.中午喝的路易十六,想吐我也不吐,忍住,忍住,最好还是咽下肚!!!
    16.众人只知呕吐,不知爱护草木,可恶,可恶,全部拉去修路!
    17.若是潮流缘故,为何一直都吐,照顾,照顾,吐的全是孕妇~~~
    18.孕妇都来呕吐,而且都要扶树,植树,植树,保证人手一棵小树
    19.大师无意撞树,众人皆然顿悟,引得回贴无数,关注,关注,成功行为艺术。
    20.未见主题发布~只知引人关注~~究竟好在何处?~~~感悟感悟~~~还是去打呼噜
    21.标志CI吉祥物,思来虑去心打鼓,苦楚,苦楚,重回大学恶补。
    22.大家都在呕吐,如今流行孕妇,ooo快吐^^快吐ooo,吐完还去撞树
    23.若到医院常住,还有帅G照顾,不吐,不吐,这里就俺最酷~
    24.大家尽情呕吐,偶还是赶紧跑路,站住?站住?偶没有犯那错误

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    StaidBlue wrote:
    笔记本哥哥。。。
    Jan. 20
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    塞西·娜娜 wrote:
    前面一段old
    后面一段ft
    ——。——
    Jan. 12

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